Humor: Donald Trump's Top Ten Holiday Activities 2015

New York, N.Y.   With his numbers surging in the Republican polls, our writer contemplates "Donald Trump's Top Ten Holiday Activities 2015."

Donald Trump's Top Ten Holiday Activities 2015.

10- Laugh again at the photos of those kitties that have hair just like his.

9- Call his Jewish friends to wish them “A Merry Christmas!!!”

8-Take out the gold plated faucet saved from failed Trump airline venture. Pour a glass of failed Trump Vodka. Get maudlin.

7- Spike the eggnog with Trump vodka, wait for his sister Mary Ann to get drunk and go on about her Supreme Court Future.

6- Draw pictures of his proposed wall between the US and Mexico, ask his Mexican house servants their opinion. “Si, Senor.”

5- Call his Muslim friends again .

4- Call the ex-wives. They don’t answer either.

3- Take out the last existing set of Trump: The Game , make the family play. Laughs when the kids have to say “You’re Fired!” to each other.

2- Call Clinton household and hang up as soon as they answer. Repeat.

1- Sit outside on his patio and loudly dismiss scientist claims of climate change. Wearing shorts and t-shirt.  In December. In New York.

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